On a lighter note:

Your Linguistic Profile:

45% General American English

40% Dixie

10% Yankee

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Midwestern

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

AAAAAK!! You mean I don't speak all Dixie? 10% Yankee?! Oh, no! Seriously, I don't have much of a Southern accent. I have lived all my life in the South.

You Are 25% Redneck

The wheels still turning, but the hamster's dead. You're just fakin' bein' a redneck.

How Redneck Are You?

*Sniffle*

You Are a Boxer Puppy

Energetic, playful and good with kids. You've also got a wild spirit that can't be trained or tamed.

What Breed of Puppy Are You?

Couldn't I have at least gotten a CUTE breed of dog?

You Aren't Scary, You're Scared

Probably even scared to see how this quiz came out!

How Scary Are You?

Alright, this is the last one I'll do!