My favorite Idols

OK, you know I'm indecisive when I picked two out of five! But here they are:

First:

Elliot. He has a great, soulful voice, first off. It's really close, but I think he's probably the best male vocalist. Not only that, he seems like a genuinely nice guy. Very sweet. And he makes Paula cry. Adds something to the show, for sure. And he's definitely "one funky white dude." (I DID NOT say that, Paula did, when she stopped sobbing.)

Taylor! Just gotta love this guy. First off, he can't dance (or kick over mic stands.) But he sure can sing! And he seems like a really nice guy, too. And a funky white dude. SOUL PATROL!