OK, Who Thinks The MSM Is Really Running Out Of Story Ideas?

I certainly do. I woke up this morning, got on the internet, and was greeted by this story under the "Top News Stories" on my homepage. Can someone please tell me what makes that "Headline News"? I found the same story on other sites. This, however, is not an isolated incident. Recent "Headline News" stories are even less relevant. And all things weird abound on formerly-news shows. ABC's Primetime has recently done stories covering such things as reincarnation. I kid you not.
I think I liked it better when all they did was attack Conservatives.