Some stories that caught my eye...

Woman stabs man for calling her ugly.
Just takes feminism to a whole new level, doesn't it?

Marijuana plants found in University of Michigan gardens.
"It just randomly grew there, dude, I swear..."

Clinton attacks Obama as all talk, little substance.
Nah... really? Eh, I mean... CHANGE! HOPE! YES WE CAN!!!

Ah, I must get to bed, I have a Spanish test at 8 O'Clock tomorrow >.>